So I haven't updated this in a while and to be honest, i Really don't miss it all that much.
Life is damn good for Dan nowadays.
Work's rad
I like to party
the Stillers are poised to take it all

My wii fit will be here tomorrow.

Some random quotes over the past month or two

" I don't need my pants to believe in me, they just gotta cover my wang when I go outside. "

" I was gone, did I miss anything? "

" If she turns out to have a weiner, I'm calling you gay forever. "

" The game giveth and the game taketh away. "

" And in the book of Fuz, chapter 3, verse 16 : GO STEELERS. "

and to conclude this brief blog of bragging about how good everything's going
I'll quote Atmosphere :

L O V E L I F E

welp, it's official. I'm now the head of shipping for my company. The promotion comes a raise, a lot stability, and best of all, FIRST SHIFT. I'm so excited. The only downside is that I have to start tomorrow. I got out of work this morning at 7:30am and have to go in tomorrow at 8:30am to start training. so i've decided to stay awake as long as possible today and go to bed early so that i will sleep right up until i have to go in. in conclusion. life is awesome. go me.

today has been a great day. i can't really divulge any details yet though, it's a confidentiality thing. but i'm so happy i'm shitting smiles. it's only gonna get better too !!!!! yay life

so i got my new fone, it's nothing to write home about, but i can now get ahold of ppl. I can also get stuck in text conversations that i hate. maybe i should get rid of all of the technology i have. no, i can't do that. i'll end up like bender (the robot from futurama) did when he went through a de-upgrade and replaced all of his parts with wooden ones. and who the hell can live a normal life with a wooden body. i live in the country, i'd get thrown into a camp fire in no time fast.

okay, on a completely different note. i talked to her yesterday. I use the word her because i refuse to refer to this ex-grilfriend by name. we were together for almost three years. i had a downpayment on an engagement ring. i was ready to spend the rest of my life with her. she decided that we wernt going to work because i couldn't move in with her in pittsburgh. i had no job there, the internship i applied for turned me down. so we ended things. i immediately found a new girl. She was nothing but a stop loss for my feelings for the first girl. and the second girl was the one i was "forbidden" to talk to. after that fizzled out. i was back to thinking about all of the things i could've done to keep the original girl. i've felt like shit about this for the past two years. fast forward to yesterday. she admitted to me that she cheated on me and wanted out but was afraid to break up because being with me was her identity at our small private college.

i really feel relieved. I am happy that i didn't end up in a loveless relationship. i'd much rather be single and happy than married at hating life. this just goes to show that family and friends are the best judges of character. they all hated her, i didn't know why. now i know all too well

This past weekend i went to my cousin's wedding in butler. I'm not really all that close to him,but i went b/c my fam would've been tossing me in the dog house if i didn't. for the most part, it was okay. i got to hang out with my grandpa (the only man i've ever known to get away with wearing overalls, a flannel shirt and velcro shoes to a wedding), so that was rad. after the wedding we went back to the hotel and i decided to sample the local ales in the hotel bar. This is when i reached wasted factor five. When i left the bar i got lost in this crazy hotel and walked around for 25 minutes until i saw my great aunt, who walked me to my room. I woke up in the morning with a horrible hangover and without my cell fone. I asked at the front desk if anyone turned it in. Nope. i called again this morning, nothing. so now i get to deal with the jerks at at&t in order to get a new one. boo lost cell fones, hooray beer.